Rajni vs Amitabh

Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.
So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts : "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!"
...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was Just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says

..."President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts
..."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him.

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, : "Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally onvinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies
..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"
Amitabh Bachan looks up and says,
"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,
"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

Intelligent!!

While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Indian President Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam."Allow me to demonstrate. "

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr.Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!"

Enjoy!!

ENJOY!!

: A guy went up 2his father, saying: "Daddy, I fell in love nd want 2date dis awesome girl!"
Father:That's great,son. Who is it?
Son:It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohh I wish u hadn't said dat. I hav 2tell u sumthing, son, bt u must promise nt 2tell ur mum. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, bt life goes on, nd indeed, a couple of months later..
Son:Daddy,I fell in love again nd she is even hotter!
Father:That's great, son. Who is it?
Son: It's Angela, d other neighbour's daughter.
Father:Ohhh I wish u hadn't said dat. Angela is also your sister.
This went on another couple of times, nd d dude was so mad, he went straight 2his mother, crying.
Son:Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls bt I can't date ny of them coz dad is their father!

D mother hugs him affectionately nd says:"My love, u cn date whomever u want. He isn't your father :)!!

Crazy CID Facts

Crazy CID Facts


1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years.
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7-10 people works.
4. There is no POLICE, C.I.D handles every stupid case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.
7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
8. Salunke just presses CTRL+ALT gets Finger prints tested.
9. people remember a person they just saw once give excat sketch.
10.End of episode, all cases are solved and criminals admit their guilt!